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[WP] A demon successfully summons a human, the problem? The demon speaks Russian and the human is American and on LSD.
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[WP] A demon successfully summons a human. The problem? The human is high on LSD and the demon's castle is under siege by the knights of the church and his minions are barely keeping them out. And the man is mid bowel movement.
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A videogame npc has to go back in time to kill Hitler with their familiar they got at age 13 but, they can see numbers above people's heads and the narrator is the main villain and the grim reaper is there because reasons.
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[EU] [WP] Seeing as both man and beast have failed to be a challenge, General Zaroff decides to visit the island of Dr. Moreau to see if a combination of both would do better.
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[EU] Scorpion is sent to assassinate the president but is suddenly interrupted by a T-800 Terminator.
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[WP] In the 1700's a ninja warrior served an English noble family in exchange for food and shelter. His son then served the generation after that, and his grandson the next. Now his great grandson does the same, but the family's eldest daughter is a huge weaboo and he's getting sick of her shit.
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