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How did the 17-year-old offender and his lawyer part ways?

15 upvotes • r/dadjokes
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Mae, Tym, Tad, Amy, Ludmilla, Enid, Rastafarian Obed, Tony, and Ed: nay, not debonair, a fat sardine all; I’m duly mad at my team.

8 upvotes • r/palindromes
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Lo, remedy my rot! I sop pus spill, a rot on sex. At sore, dab at it; a bad Eros taxes not-oral lips. Suppository my Demerol?

6 upvotes • r/palindromes
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Salaam — god damn, is sin mad dogma, alas!

6 upvotes • r/palindromes
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Wes, poot, oh strafe, rid, erupt one not pure dire fart shot — oops, ew!

6 upvotes • r/palindromes
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“A dream is a wish your heart makes when you’re fast asleep.”

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Eager to lose my crow’s feet, I excitedly applied the Ultimate Wrinkle Vanishing cream.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I’ve been pretty angry at my husband for disappearing for weeks on these boating trips with the boys, which he calls “escapism”, so he’s finally consented to let me come along — as the guest of honor, no less!

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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