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Ash thought to himself "this dentist does it for a lot cheaper, and his ads are everywhere!"

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It started with foot fungus.

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We're having a children!

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I raised my hammer and destroyed the computer that my partner was addicted to using, as she and I decided to change our lives for the better.

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Daniel loved to drive the fancy car we gifted him.

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I noticed that my son was still in the rubble of my burning house.

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Robert went to the mall with his "friends" unassumingly.

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I told my wife that I got a promotion!

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The invaders told us that we had no choice but to convert or die.

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Seeing the rabbit I couldn't help but beat the shit out of it..

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ash thought to himself "this dentist does it for a lot cheaper, and his ads are everywhere!"	1
It started with foot fungus.	1
We're having a children!	1
I raised my hammer and destroyed the computer that my partner was addicted to using, as she and I decided to change our lives for the better.	1
Daniel loved to drive the fancy car we gifted him.	1
I noticed that my son was still in the rubble of my burning house.	1
Robert went to the mall with his "friends" unassumingly.	1
I told my wife that I got a promotion!	1
The invaders told us that we had no choice but to convert or die.	1
Seeing the rabbit I couldn't help but beat the shit out of it..	1