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My owner is taking me for a drive!

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Robert and the expecting mother went to the hospital.

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Jawn felt a small headache come over him as he felt dizzy.

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Gungeon picked up the old bagel, thinking to himself that he should not waste food.

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Aww, Bark is chasing our little kitten Mongolia around the house!

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Finally, a good job, a wife, a son, and all the games I could have wanted growing up.

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My husband takes 20-50 imodiums in a day, he must have horrible diarrhea!

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Jimothy pondered the meaning of life, why the stars existed and the wonder that he got to live among t-

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My son is recovering from his opioid addiction.

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I told my son to step aside as I raised the sledgehammer to save him from the rubble.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My owner is taking me for a drive!	1
Robert and the expecting mother went to the hospital.	1
Jawn felt a small headache come over him as he felt dizzy.	1
Gungeon picked up the old bagel, thinking to himself that he should not waste food.	1
Aww, Bark is chasing our little kitten Mongolia around the house!	1
Finally, a good job, a wife, a son, and all the games I could have wanted growing up.	1
My husband takes 20-50 imodiums in a day, he must have horrible diarrhea!	1
Jimothy pondered the meaning of life, why the stars existed and the wonder that he got to live among t-	1
My son is recovering from his opioid addiction.	1
I told my son to step aside as I raised the sledgehammer to save him from the rubble.	1