/u/cephalicrush's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As our baby began to cry, my wife and I sleepily argued over whose turn it was to comfort him.

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After days of practice, I finally learned how to whistle.

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After hours of searching, the rescue team found two bodies in the local lake.

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Once I looked into her big blue eyes, I knew I could lose myself in their beauty.

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They called me a witch, claiming I am immortal and will resurface from the water without my chains.

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After 76 years of life, dear Mr. Appleby died the way he always wanted.

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As they lowered my body into the ground, I began to wait for feelings of peace to wash over my new sense of self.

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My new friend proved himself to be a master at throwing darts.

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They say one bullet to the brain can kill a zombie.

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My new friend was happy to see me and asked if I wanted to play hide and seek.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As our baby began to cry, my wife and I sleepily argued over whose turn it was to comfort him.	585
After days of practice, I finally learned how to whistle.	496
After hours of searching, the rescue team found two bodies in the local lake.	82
Once I looked into her big blue eyes, I knew I could lose myself in their beauty.	72
They called me a witch, claiming I am immortal and will resurface from the water without my chains.	39
After 76 years of life, dear Mr. Appleby died the way he always wanted.	26
As they lowered my body into the ground, I began to wait for feelings of peace to wash over my new sense of self.	15
My new friend proved himself to be a master at throwing darts.	13
They say one bullet to the brain can kill a zombie.	11
My new friend was happy to see me and asked if I wanted to play hide and seek.	11