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[WP] Many years ago, you sold your soul to a Demon. Rather than simply taking possession, he invested it, and has returned to share the profits.
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[WP] After finally breaking down and clicking on a 'hot singles in your area' advertisement, you find yourself on a date with a Fire Elemental.
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[WP] Several years ago, you made a small investment in an an AI development firm, then promptly forgot about it. Today, you received an anonymous Email, containing a cryptic message, lottery numbers, and the phrase, "Thanks, Dad."
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[WP] As the inventor of the newest, most powerful Microscope in the world, you are hesitant to release it to the greater scientific community. Why? In your first test, you discovered what is past the subatomic structure of matter: Terms and Conditions.
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[WP] When you applied to become a fireman, the last thing you expected was to be handed a Flamethrower and a list.
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[WP] Today, after having been a firefighter for a number of years, you received a strange call, offering a new type of firefighting training. Shortly after accepting, you receive a package in the mail, containing items such as brass knuckles, a sword, and what looks like a set of loose robes.
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[WP] It turns out that all divine and supernatural beings exist, and are even created by those that believe in them. In the near future, the Flying Spaghetti Monster awakens, extremely confused.
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[EU] You are a Jedi Apprentice with an eccentric master. Despite him never demonstrating his abilities, you are starting to doubt him after being told to "Use the horse."
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[WP] Due to a processing error, you have been reincarnated as a cat, but you have retained your intellect and human lifespan.
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