/u/cheeseguy3412's posts
[WP] You are the first person to discover an alien civilization - the species went extinct aeons ago, but they left behind an AI that is still active... and it is extremely lonely, and not what you could call sane.
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[WP] Humanity has finally entered the galactic scene, and not only does alien life exist, but it all seems to be friendly. You have, however, just discovered one of their most important laws: If you lick it, you claim it - and this is legally binding. You just accidentally claimed something major.
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[WP] Once in a great while, Magic shifts, and a new language is selected to serve as its Foundation. Today, the world was thrown into chaos, when English was selected.
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[WP] All knowledge is inherited following the death of a biological parent. One afternoon, you begin remembering things you definitely shouldn't know...
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[WP] It turns out that Phoenixes exist for every species, and that how powerful you are is determined by the strength of the fire you last died in. Today, you discovered that you were a Phoenix after being caught in an atomic blast.
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[WP] Thanks to a spontaneous change in the laws of physics - physical violence is no longer effective. Apparently, the only way to cause harm now is via sarcasm, humor, and puns.
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[WP] You have been procrastinating cleaning out your fridge for several years now, and the microscopic life inside has evolved intelligence. It turns out they're already more advanced than humans, and in thanks for not destroying them earlier, they have decided to share their technology with you.
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[WP] You have been assigned to recover the Voyager 2 spacecraft. After tracking the signal, you find that the design of the device has been altered a number of times, and there appears to be graffiti on its' side.
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[WP] You have just been possessed by a Demon. Fortunately, it did so with the intent to help you, rather than harm.
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