/u/chipmunk_brain's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You've just defeated the dark lord, as you were prophesized to. But as you walk back into camp, everyone looks at you, shocked. "There was no prophecy," they explain. "We just told you that to give you confidence. How on earth did you kill an unkillable sorcerer?"
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[WP] You overslept, which is usually no big deal. But this time, it meant you missed the rocket ship that took all of humanity off planet. Now you're left alone on a deserted Earth.
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[WP] The evil sorcerer laughs as he tosses another ball of dark energy at you. "Puny mortal," he sneers. "You are no match for a Dark Lord." 'Oh no, buddy," you snarl back. "I was a better Dark Lord than you'll ever be, and I will NOT be beaten by some two-bit necromancer."
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[WP] You're watching a movie in a theater when suddenly the man next to you starts to laugh loudly. You give him a dirty look, and he replies in a confidential tone, "You know, it didn't happen anything like this."
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[WP] One day, your best friend shows up to school in full armor, carrying a broadsword. When you jokingly ask him why he's dressed so weird, he looks at you and says dead seriously, "Because something is coming."
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[WP] Things were fine until a massive voice announced from the sky, "ALRIGHT, I'M BORED," and everything changed.
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[WP] Death sat upon a solitary stone, twirling his scythe and waiting. The Darkness in the Night came and sat too, and together they waited in silence. "Who do we wait for, Death?" asked Darkness in the Night. Death smiled and said, "A man."
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