/u/chronophage's posts
[WP] As a joke/Tic, an atheist always thanks the Dark Lord when good things happen. When they die, they are shocked to find out that The Dark Lord is real, and they are his favorite follower, as they never, ever asked for anything.
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[WP] You just started working at an auto-mechanic shop, and the oldest mechanic, aka, "The Wizard" insists that each tool has a magical, Tolkienesque name and history. And they have to tell you about each and every one. You just want to fix cars.
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[WP] After years of analytics, MBAs have determined that live music increases productivity by a measurable degree. Companies race to commoditized musicians to increase the bottom line. Tell me a tale of a Corporate Bard.
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[WP] Fresh from defeating the chaotic Vernaculars, Dr. Whom falls into the vile clutches of his archenemy, The Grammar NAZI.
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[CW] Write a story/poem that avoids using a letter until the last sentence/stanza. In that last sentence/stanza, use that letter as many times as possible.
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[WP] "I'm sorry, he's just... just tired," the boy said, it was the same, every time. "it's okay," said the stranger, with a sympathetic gaze, "My father was a drunk too,"
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[WP] A day in the life of someone who has no idea what they are doing until someone points it out to them.
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