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“The time is 11:59:59pm.” announced Alexa as the student hurried home.

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[APR22] The dealer led me into the kitchen and told me that I would not get into trouble for counting cards if I did something for the casino in return.

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[FEB22]“Here at Crossbreed Inc., we try to create new species by breeding two parent species together,” said the boss to the new hire.

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Scientists discovered a food that shortened an embryo’s development stage from 9 months to just 9 days.

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Daddy caught Mommy making out with Santa Claus last night.

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Angered at yet more costumed children appearing at his doorstep, Mr. Jenkins put out his huge fan and turned it on, hoping to blow the kids onto the ground.

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[AUG21] I wondered why our football coach let us go to the Running of the Bulls after we failed to win the FIFA World Cup.

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[AUG21] As punishment for slacking off, the farmer told the farmhand that he had to go "feed the food" by himself.

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We watched in amazement as the mime pretended to sit on an invisible chair, pretended to eat invisible food and pretended to choke.

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After years of searching, I finally the end of the rainbow.

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“The time is 11:59:59pm.” announced Alexa as the student hurried home.	13
[APR22] The dealer led me into the kitchen and told me that I would not get into trouble for counting cards if I did something for the casino in return.	13
[FEB22]“Here at Crossbreed Inc., we try to create new species by breeding two parent species together,” said the boss to the new hire.	13
Scientists discovered a food that shortened an embryo’s development stage from 9 months to just 9 days.	13
Daddy caught Mommy making out with Santa Claus last night.	13
Angered at yet more costumed children appearing at his doorstep, Mr. Jenkins put out his huge fan and turned it on, hoping to blow the kids onto the ground.	13
[AUG21] I wondered why our football coach let us go to the Running of the Bulls after we failed to win the FIFA World Cup.	13
[AUG21] As punishment for slacking off, the farmer told the farmhand that he had to go "feed the food" by himself.	13
We watched in amazement as the mime pretended to sit on an invisible chair, pretended to eat invisible food and pretended to choke.	13
After years of searching, I finally the end of the rainbow.	13