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“Well, according to your blood work, your hemoglobin level is too low,” said the doctor to the patient.

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"Well, Mrs. Walker, the good news is that your husband won the jackpot!"

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[OCT21] Thinking that the trick went poorly, the magician hastily hid the body parts of his assistant all around the State Fair.

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[DEC22] “For my next trick, I will try to wriggle out of my straight jacket and get out in two minutes before I drop into a wide array of whirring saws!”

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[MAY23] I prayed to God, wishing that it was me who died in that “bonfire” of a pileup rather than my dog.

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When addressing the prison overcrowding issue, the warden shot down the suggestion of using Zyklon-B, stating that "we're not monsters!".

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My identical twin has everything: a well-paying job, a big house, a beautiful wife, and four lovely children.

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Grandma gave her grandson a PB&J sandwich for school, even though she knew he was allergic to peanuts.

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I was surprised when my ex offered to pump gas for me as we had just broken up and begun the process of moving his stuff to his new apartment.

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“Don’t worry, Mrs. Gloop; no one will buy Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop!” Wonka reassured the bawling mother as she watched her son go up the big pipe that led to the fudge room.

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“Well, according to your blood work, your hemoglobin level is too low,” said the doctor to the patient.	13
"Well, Mrs. Walker, the good news is that your husband won the jackpot!"	12
[OCT21] Thinking that the trick went poorly, the magician hastily hid the body parts of his assistant all around the State Fair.	12
[DEC22] “For my next trick, I will try to wriggle out of my straight jacket and get out in two minutes before I drop into a wide array of whirring saws!”	12
[MAY23] I prayed to God, wishing that it was me who died in that “bonfire” of a pileup rather than my dog.	12
When addressing the prison overcrowding issue, the warden shot down the suggestion of using Zyklon-B, stating that "we're not monsters!".	12
My identical twin has everything: a well-paying job, a big house, a beautiful wife, and four lovely children.	12
Grandma gave her grandson a PB&J sandwich for school, even though she knew he was allergic to peanuts.	12
I was surprised when my ex offered to pump gas for me as we had just broken up and begun the process of moving his stuff to his new apartment.	12
“Don’t worry, Mrs. Gloop; no one will buy Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop!” Wonka reassured the bawling mother as she watched her son go up the big pipe that led to the fudge room.	12