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I have a garden in my basement, but it's kinda boring.

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I dove like a swan into the warm waters of the pool, assured of the gold medal that I would receive, just as I had wished.

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I just discovered parasites that devour people’s serotonin and makes them sad.

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When we heard that Big Jake’s coming, everyone scrambled to leave the saloon except for me.

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“I wish I was a whale!” said the human to the genie.

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I’d love to pay my ex her alimony in pennies but the Canadian government pulled the penny from circulation.

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I may have to quit estate planning and probate law.

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As I leaned in for a kiss, my boyfriend spat out blood, slumped over and fell down dead.

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I got everything in the divorce and more.

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When the Prince announced that he was ready to marry, I dressed to the nines, expecting a ball.

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