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[WP] You’re still confused about how you, a demon from the foulest depths of the underworld, ended up working at a Wendy’s. But what you do know is that there is no way in hell that suck up Darrel is getting employee of the month again.
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[WP] Your world functions by the rules of musicals, ie emotions are expressed exclusively through song, this has made you, a mute, understandably frustrated.
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[WP] You die and are met with a confused Saint Peter. He tells you that you were a overall a bad person, but you did have some good qualities. After a brain storming session with God, Peter waves his hand and you fall asleep only to wake up later with a sign in front of you that just says Good Hell
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[WP] Sheila, now battle hardened from rising in the ranks to the top of the PTA, has decided to set her sites on a grander goal. She looks towards Mount Olympus with determination.
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[WP] You are tasked with the assassination of a prominent Scottish politician. You have zero martial arts training and no money. What you do have is your above average skill at deception, and your Swiss army tongue.
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[WP] You find a genie lamp while walking on the beach. After rubbing it sure enough a genie comes out and tells you to make three wishes... with one catch, every time you make a wish somebody close to you dies.
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[WP] In a world where the rule is if you kill a man you take his place, the head chef in the White House forgot his glasses at home, and accidentally used rat poison in the President’s dinner.
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