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I try to avoid the 'us vs them' mentality most people have, that so often leads to hate and conflict.

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I think if I went to heaven, I would have an eternity to become used to it, and it would become hellishly boring.

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[SEP22] If you're reading this, I'm in your head now.

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I didn't believe all that nonsense about purgatory and afterlife, so as I felt the life fade from my body, I closed my eyes and braced myself for oblivion.

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I told Rick Astley if he didn't give he his copy of the movie Up, he would be letting me down.

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All your base are belong to us.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I try to avoid the 'us vs them' mentality most people have, that so often leads to hate and conflict.	197
I think if I went to heaven, I would have an eternity to become used to it, and it would become hellishly boring.	131
[SEP22] If you're reading this, I'm in your head now.	33
I didn't believe all that nonsense about purgatory and afterlife, so as I felt the life fade from my body, I closed my eyes and braced myself for oblivion.	27
I told Rick Astley if he didn't give he his copy of the movie Up, he would be letting me down.	12
All your base are belong to us.	10