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[WP] Tasked to stop the awakening of Cthulhu, you have failed. The guardian stone commands you to summon the Eldritch Guardian, which will take the form of the first being you think of...
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[WP]God accidentally transfers all of it's cosmic power (but not knowledge) into your golden retriever.
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[WP]While exploring a new thrift store that just opened up in your town, you find a strange looking key for sale. A key that bears a crest identical to one found on a locked iron chest that has been passed down through you family for countless generations.
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[WP]You are waking through a field of sunflowers, enjoying our day, when suddenly they all turn to face you and begin to hum ominously.
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[WP] You have discovered what the meaning of life is...and it's much weirder than you expected it to be.
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[WP]A panicked scientist discovers, purely by accident, that the width of the Earth is slowly changing, decreasing...becoming flatter. But the process has begun to quicken exponentially. If left unchecked, the Earth will resemble a coin in less than a ten years!
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[WP]You are a recently activated Russian sleeper agent, but in an unforeseen incident you injure you head, triggering buried memories that you are actually an American double agent!
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