/u/cptncivil's posts
[WP] “As a dating company professional, I never thought that I’d be able to match you with anyone because honestly, you’re such a terrible human being. But, in our search we found someone who fits your profile, and since you paid us to help you find a match, here is their information. God Help us."
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[WP] You open a new snapple bottle with real fact #666. It says 'create your own real fact.' You say a statement and it becomes true.
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[WP] "Good morning and welcome to the intergalactic pranks channel! This week is a special, as we will be playing a series of pranks on the newest intergalactic species, Humans, found in the Terran system!!"
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[EU] These are the stories of The Snap. The stories here serve to tell how those of us remaining, reacted and continued to live. Some reacted bravely, some poorly, some with happiness, many with pain.
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[WP] You win a competition where Morgan Freeman narrates your life for 1 day. Tuesday morning he’s at your bedside as soon as you wake up.
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[WP] The Autobahn Sol Delivery Service: in 2565 they are the premier high-speed mail delivery service in the solar system. After generations of keeping the business in the family, they are adapted to High-G mail runs, and they never fail to deliver the mail.
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[WP] After saving and training for several years you've finally qualified for your helicopter license. Now you can finally be the ultimate helicopter parent.
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