WritingPrompts

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[WP] you are a second rate TV host on the Shopping Network working your ass off to get back to a daytime time slot. Tonight's job is to do your best at selling the most anatomically correct, ludicrously constructed and politically incorrect sex toy or marital aid you have ever encountered.	1
(MP) The sole surviving person that has not yet 'Turned Down For What' writes in his observations 'The Turned' to understand how to avoid them. The daily struggle to make it day to day without going Crunk is driving them slowly mad.	1
[WP] "Futher, Judge Satan, when appealing to the Undercover Demon the defendant (trying to appeal from a sentance to Hell) commented to them saying 'Gurl, you are thicker than a bowl of Oatmeal.'"	1
[WP] You stopped at this Small Town you saw on the Map for a pit stop. After gassing up, you realize that this town shouldn't be real; its a Cartographers Trademark Town. Yet here it is. Slowly you realize why its not commonly spoken of...	1
[wp] A small planet with intellegent life somehow invents the transistor radio early, and intercepts rogue radio/tv transmissions from Earth. They believe them to be the voice of the Gods, resulting in the Unified Church of David Bowie, among others.	1
You meet your father in law for the first time, only to realize that you have met before ; in the line up for a record breaking gang bang.. (nsfw probably) NSFW	1
[PM] So.. apparently I made a few people laugh recently..	0
[MP] oooooOOOOOOLD SPICE BODY SPRAY IS SO POWERFUL IT IS ABLE TO SELL ITSELF IN OTHER ESTABLISHED REALITIES.	0
[EU] Total mental breakdowns at work aren't a new thing. But when your a Red Shirt on a Federation Starship, it makes for one absolute Gong Show of a Captains Log.	0
[EU] Imperial Stormtroopers of Reddit, what are some of the fond memories you have of the various planets you have conquered and/or blown up?	0

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