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[EU] No one stays a Teenager forever. Its been 20 years since Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey beat the Shredder. They all went their seperate ways for a long time, but gather up again when they hear Splinter has died of natural causes.
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[TT] The main character from a popular 'E' rated Video Game has been exiled to an 'M' rated Video game. Its been 10 years, the exile has been revoked and an old friend travels to give them the news...
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[WP] Whilst delivering gifts on Christmas Eve, Santa Clause accidentally stumbles across something horrible happening in a house. He then promptly rolls up his sleeves, and dishes out a well-deserved festive helping of righteous ass-kicking.
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[WP] An elderly couple lives next door. You often hear them arguing in the middle of the night, but never clear enough to understand until the night you hear "GOD DAMN IT EUNICE, IF YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK THE LAWS OF SPACE/TIME WITH A BLENDER AT LEAST ADD THE YOGURT FIRST."
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Write a formal letter of complaint to a business, government office or politician for breaking the law. Not the actual Laws of Government, but a natural law. (Physics, Gravity, Probability, Thermodynamics)
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[WP] A prototype weapon is activated on US Soil accidentally. People slowly become kinder, more understanding and sensitive people from the point of detonation. Soon the whole world is just nice to each other all the time. The weapon was made to kill with kindness, but it was apparently non-lethal.
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[WP] You meet a man in a party. He is polite and soft spoken, and seems to know a lot about you. When asked how he's so familiar with you, he says "You told me all about yourself when we first met. In two weeks."
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[WP] Lots of people have terrible roommates. Your roommate is the Prince of Darkness himself. The Father of Lies. Little Horn. The Bright One. Satan. Lucifer. Call him what you like, but at least he pays rent on time each month..
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[WP] You have a houseplant you keep in your office. You've been tending it for years. Once you found yourself with a nosebleed while watering it and got blood on it. The next day, the plant spit the water you gave it out and whispered to you one word; "Hungry..."
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