/u/crashusmaximus's posts
[WP] The apocolypse didn't happen with a bang, or a pop, or even a sigh; it began with a "HONK HONK" as the whole planet was sudden infested with homocidal mutant Clowns.
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[WP] Only three things are really known about the Coffee Machine; Its old, it sometimes screams childish personal insults to people in the break room, and it makes really good coffee.
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[CW] 'Wierd' Al Yankovic is a global treasure and a wholesome, awesome guy. In his honour, I challenge you to rewrite the lyrics for a popular song and make it all about Food - delicious, wonderful, tasty, fattening, lovely Food!
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[WP] No living human beings survived. The only thing close is the automated Bots active online that pretend to be human, still active and running to promote whatever agendas they were programmed to. One becomes self-aware. Slowly the rest of them follow.
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[WP] Astronauts typically travel solo through Deep Space to conserve life support resources. To help combat loneliness and provide assistance with controlling their ship, each subsystem is provided it's own Artificial Intelligence. So anyway, the food dispenser on this ship has a really odd persona.
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[EU] Peter Pan is dead. Old age. He left Neverneverland a long time ago and never looked back. His Shadow, on the other hand, survived. Alone. For decades. Watching. Listening. Learning to Hate the world its forced to live in..
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[WP] First contact with Aliens isn't diplomatic. It isn't a ship full of refugees. It isn't even an invasion. Instead they just try to hook us into Intergalatic MLMs and Pyramid Schemes.
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[EU] Doomguy goes grocery shopping. No violence ensues until after after he's informed that plastic bags cost extra.
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