/u/crashusmaximus's posts
[MP] Absolutely hideous elevator music combined with an unusually long trip prompts two very different people to have a short, but inevitablely awkward conversation that reveals they are both complete and utter bastards.
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[WP] Now in his 80's he has finally hung up his cowl and gone into retirement. In his honor, the Justice League in its entirety comes out to roast Bruce Wayne aka "The Batman".
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[WP] It wasn't a Zombie Apocolypse. More like a Zombie New Normal. Most of the walking dead are actually pretty harmless. Some of them are downright wierdly friendly. One even volunteers for a Hospital as a 'test cadaver'. He's not that great at it, considering he talks the WHOLE TIME...
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[EU] 16 years ago she watched as her mother died at the hands of an Assassin who made a simple commitment before leaving; "When you grow up if you still feel raw about it? I'll be waiting." So she grew up. And she was raw about it. And found The Bride waiting.
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I am a 32 year old guy with Factor VIII Hemophillia living under the Canadian Healthcare system. AMA.
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[EU] With the advent of Mass-Produced custom made clones and neuro-consciousness upload/download systems, the World of Professional Sports has decided not just to make all Sports full Contact, but also "To the Death." I mean. They are just clones. Right?
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[WP] A heartfelt, sad and wistful Eulogy being told by a close family member slowly and steadily devolves into an outrageous exposition and ludicrusly frothing angry rant as the family member finally admits that the deceased was a complete and utter bastard.
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[WP] For the last 10 years, Competitive Apology has been an olympic event. At the 2016 Olympics in Rio, the world is at the edge of their seat as the finals between Team Japan and Team Canada begin..
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[WP] Our Hero gets really super knockdown drunk and wakes up in a different story, where a completely different kind of Hero is needed to save the day. Our Hero is still a Hero, so they'll do their best of course. But they are rocking a really bad hangover and are totally out of their depth..
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[MP] Somewhere in a forgotten corner of the Galaxy is a dirty, bombed out shell of a Planet barely habitable by humans. A Prison Planet for some, A Vacation Resort for the utterly insane and Psychotic. Designated M0-F7K, it has earned its popular moniker; Welcome to Planet Mother F###er....
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