/u/crashusmaximus's posts
[WP] You stopped at this Small Town you saw on the Map for a pit stop. After gassing up, you realize that this town shouldn't be real; its a Cartographers Trademark Town. Yet here it is. Slowly you realize why its not commonly spoken of...
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[WP] A massive, heavily armed and multi-specied Alien Armada has just come out of Hyperspace over Earth. Panic turns to confusion when the first message from them comes in; "We heard you had some Nazi problems. Here to help with the War."
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[WP] Life as a human abducted by Aliens is actually pretty sweet; nice place to live, lots of other humans that are friendly and sociable, lots of things to do, and the Food is amazing! However, it slowly begins to dawn on you that your captors are just keeping you around to eventually Eat you.
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[EU] A psychologist sits down for his usual biweekly appointment with his patient, who is suffering from severe PTSD as a result of being the protagonist in a well known action/adventure/scifi/horror film
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[EU] The Crew of the Starship Enterprise (whichever canon prefer) face a devastating new foe; The After-effects of Taco Tuesday and the alien mystery meat.
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[EU] In a surprising (even chronologically impossible) move, The actor/actress [ROLL 1 SIX SIDED DIE] is cast in the classic film [ROLL 1 TEN SIDED DIE] Give us a scene from this film...
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[WP] you are a second rate TV host on the Shopping Network working your ass off to get back to a daytime time slot. Tonight's job is to do your best at selling the most anatomically correct, ludicrously constructed and politically incorrect sex toy or marital aid you have ever encountered.
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[EU] Santa has had enough lip from [insert your favourite Heel wrestler here] and he's not taking it anymore. This Christmas, Jolly Ol Saint Nick is coming to the squared circle to put gifts under the tree and the Heavy Weight Belt around his waist!
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