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[EU] Dr. Hannibal Lecter is consulted by an unsual party about a Serial Killer, Psychopath or other Criminal from another crossover universe..
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[WP] Dear John - by the time you get this letter, I'll be gone. We both tried our best to make things work. We both wanted things to work. But they didn't. So I'm leaving you today and taking the kids. None of us can have a good relationship with a Power Mad Barbarian from Outer Space. Goodbye.
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[wp] A small planet with intellegent life somehow invents the transistor radio early, and intercepts rogue radio/tv transmissions from Earth. They believe them to be the voice of the Gods, resulting in the Unified Church of David Bowie, among others.
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[WP] "Futher, Judge Satan, when appealing to the Undercover Demon the defendant (trying to appeal from a sentance to Hell) commented to them saying 'Gurl, you are thicker than a bowl of Oatmeal.'"
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[EU] The Journey to begin the destruction of the One Ring does not begin in The Shire. It begins in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
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(MP) The sole surviving person that has not yet 'Turned Down For What' writes in his observations 'The Turned' to understand how to avoid them. The daily struggle to make it day to day without going Crunk is driving them slowly mad.
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[WP] Everything was going perfectly. 100% according to plan. A single, solitary and unremarkable Fart shouldn't have ruined everything. But it did. Of course it did. Tell us how.
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[WP] Prisons in the future are designed as Virtual Constructs, with time passing faster in VR than they do IRL. It is possible to complete an entire life sentence in less than a year. That doesn't mean Prisoners are getting off lightly...
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[EU] Johnny Sins kinda already knew he wasn't REALLY an Avenger. Nonetheless, he applied for a job there and actually gets an interview with a few active members that goes surprisingly well.
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