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[EU] John Constantine is called out to investigate a Haunted house. Turns out the dead who live there aren't haunting it. They hired a 'Contractor' named Beetlejuice. They didn't know that John and BJ are actually old 'friends'.
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[IP] All international Space Programs announce publicly that thousands of strange objects are headed for Earth at faster than Light Speed, and will arrive in less than two weeks. They all appear to resemble ancient biblical depictions of Angels. The world reacts...
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[WP] Every Halloween the barrier between the land of the Living and the realm of the Dead thins, allowing ghosts to walk among the living. Its November 9th and one Ghost has been stuck with the living for 9 days and they aren't taking it very well...
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[EU] Pick a real life crime, something that genuinely happened. The stranger the better. Then have Lt. Frank Drebbin of Police Squad investigate it, internal monologs, bad jokes and all.
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[WP] Years ago, they were a horror writer of worldwide renown. But after decades, they start writing his first new book in years - a novel about a writer possessed by a Demon forcing him to write books that corrupt souls that read them. As he begins the last chapter, his true powers manifest.
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[EU] The Spice. It extends life. It allows the Spacing Guild to bend travel between worlds. It comes only from one Planet, Arrakis. Otherwise known as Dune. And Canada is the first country in the world to decriminalized it.
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[EU] The antagonist from an 'M' rated video game is forced to confront and do battle with the protagonist from an 'E' rated video game. The protagonist proceeds to lay down a beating so vicious the ESRB writes a terse letter protesting this prompt to the mods of /r/writingprompts
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[WP] There is a Book in your library with no words or title. It is just over six hundred blank pages with no illustrations or text. No matter how hard try to discard it, give it away, destroy it; it always turns up in your Library again the very next day.
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[MP] In a landslide victory, the United States elects a brand new President; Lead Singer of Gwar, Psychotic Space Mutant and Mass Genocider. The One, the only, Oderus Urungus. He's just hired you to write his Inaugural Address. Oh; and if he doesn't like it he's going to melt your brain.
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