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I wish the Kardashians were blonde

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I wish trees had human vaginas

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I wish the number of casualties in war were constrained by the number of women who sucked me off

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I wish every woman looked like Amber Heard

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I wish redditors would keep posting about how they hallucinate receiving blowjobs from female ghosts on r/hallucination on a daily basis

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I wish Disney would hire me so I can show the world how uncreative Hollywood writers are

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I wish giraffe pussies weren’t so high up that I can’t fuck them

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I wish twerking wasn't a thing

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I wish I could latch onto a T-Rex and have sex with it for years like a damn fucking parasite

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish the Kardashians were blonde	1
I wish trees had human vaginas	1
I wish the number of casualties in war were constrained by the number of women who sucked me off	1
I wish every woman looked like Amber Heard	1
I wish redditors would keep posting about how they hallucinate receiving blowjobs from female ghosts on r/hallucination on a daily basis	1
I wish Disney would hire me so I can show the world how uncreative Hollywood writers are	1
I wish giraffe pussies weren’t so high up that I can’t fuck them	1
I wish twerking wasn't a thing	1
I wish I could latch onto a T-Rex and have sex with it for years like a damn fucking parasite	1