/u/cryptomelons's posts in /r/monkeyspaw

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I wish every non-American was forced into speaking American

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I wish MrBeast focused his energy on getting people laid

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I wish I would turn into a Super Saiyan when I style my hair with my own cum

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I wish the light at the end of the tunnel was God's pussy

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I wish the Japanese flag didn't look like a menstrual blood stain

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I wish everyone was a sex degenerate like me who can't even fuck the same person twice

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I wish there was a deepfake application to replace non-Asian bodies into Asian bodies in porn

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I wish Jensen Huang wouldn't get his hair cut every morning.

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I wish I had sex with every attractive female teachers I've met

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I wish I had sex with every attractive female teacher I've met

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish every non-American was forced into speaking American	1
I wish MrBeast focused his energy on getting people laid	1
I wish I would turn into a Super Saiyan when I style my hair with my own cum	1
I wish the light at the end of the tunnel was God's pussy	1
I wish the Japanese flag didn't look like a menstrual blood stain	1
I wish everyone was a sex degenerate like me who can't even fuck the same person twice	1
I wish there was a deepfake application to replace non-Asian bodies into Asian bodies in porn	1
I wish Jensen Huang wouldn't get his hair cut every morning.	1
I wish I had sex with every attractive female teachers I've met	1
I wish I had sex with every attractive female teacher I've met	1