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I wish giraffes would bring about the extinction of humanity

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I wish there were several endurance dry-humping events all over the world so I could make full-time sex a fulfilling and lucrative career

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I wish the spermatozoid rivals you beat would come back to haunt you until you die

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I wish I could give birth with the baby bursting out of my chest like a xenomorph

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I wish most people were born from sex toys

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I wish propaganda wouldn't exist

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I wish America gave their athletes a living wage

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I wish men could remote control every single spermatozoid after release

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I wish Gojo Satoru didn't become a Gundam

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I wish video game developers would stop including microtransactions in their games

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish giraffes would bring about the extinction of humanity	3
I wish there were several endurance dry-humping events all over the world so I could make full-time sex a fulfilling and lucrative career	3
I wish the spermatozoid rivals you beat would come back to haunt you until you die	2
I wish I could give birth with the baby bursting out of my chest like a xenomorph	2
I wish most people were born from sex toys	2
I wish propaganda wouldn't exist	2
I wish America gave their athletes a living wage	2
I wish men could remote control every single spermatozoid after release	2
I wish Gojo Satoru didn't become a Gundam	2
I wish video game developers would stop including microtransactions in their games	2