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I wish every kid would ask Santa Claus for a tactical nuke
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I wish the word obese becomes the new n-word
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I wish the word obese becomes the new N-word
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I wish every time someone uses a racial slur his race changes immediately
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I wish every Bond villain were a neckbeard using ChatGPT
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I wish dog brothels made a comeback in Germany
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I wish Blizzard would hire me as their lead creative director so I can save their sorry uncreative asses
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I wish people would settle their disputes with blowjob races
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I wish the first woman who gave me a blowjob didn't gag when she removed the condom to give me a uncovered blowjob after trying to make me cum by fucking me like a pornstar and licking and kissing my neck on and off as she tried various positions
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I wish my neighbour's dog could consent to sex
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I wish every kid would ask Santa Claus for a tactical nuke
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I wish the word obese becomes the new n-word
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I wish the word obese becomes the new N-word
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I wish every time someone uses a racial slur his race changes immediately
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I wish every Bond villain were a neckbeard using ChatGPT
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I wish dog brothels made a comeback in Germany
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I wish Blizzard would hire me as their lead creative director so I can save their sorry uncreative asses
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I wish people would settle their disputes with blowjob races
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I wish the first woman who gave me a blowjob didn't gag when she removed the condom to give me a uncovered blowjob after trying to make me cum by fucking me like a pornstar and licking and kissing my neck on and off as she tried various positions
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I wish my neighbour's dog could consent to sex
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