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I wish I could turn into a dog temporarily so I can hump people in public without getting arrested and beaten up
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I wish I could catch little critters like rats and squirrels by throwing my testicles around with my whip-like ballsack
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I wish Blizzard would hire me as their lead creative director so I can save their sorry uncreative asses
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