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I wish that my pee hole was a vaginal slit so I could beat and fuck my penis at the same time

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How many unnoticed viruses capable of infecting humans exist, which have not been recorded or investigated, and do not cause symptoms?

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I wish everyone was a sex degenerate like me who can't even fuck the same person twice

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I wish there was a deepfake application to replace non-Asian bodies into Asian bodies in porn

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Aspas and Texture

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I wish Jensen Huang wouldn't get his hair cut every morning.

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I wish I had sex with every attractive female teachers I've met

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I wish I had sex with every attractive female teacher I've met

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I wish the Kardashians were blonde

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I wish trees had human vaginas

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