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Why don't Americans realize that if the government distributed all of the assets of the billionaires in the country, the savings rate and investment would rapidly collapse and the lack of capital would mean lower profits in the long run and the country will end up looking like Latin America?

1 upvotes • r/askscience

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I wish the number of casualties in war were constrained by the number of women who sucked me off

1 upvotes • r/monkeyspaw

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I wish every woman looked like Amber Heard

1 upvotes • r/monkeyspaw

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I wish I could jump farther by ejaculating mid-air

1 upvotes • r/monkeyspaw

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I came inside the crack in the middle of the couch, and I couldn't wipe it off and formed a massive wet stain that remained wet and sticky for 2 days

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wish I could have sex with an angel's halo

1 upvotes • r/monkeyspaw

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I wish the first woman who gave me a blowjob didn't gag when she removed the condom to give me a uncovered blowjob after trying to make me cum by fucking me like a pornstar and licking and kissing my neck on and off as she tried various positions

1 upvotes • r/monkeyspaw

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Why doesn't China poach Russian athletes so they can compete for China?

1 upvotes • r/Dongistan

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I wish redditors would keep posting about how they hallucinate receiving blowjobs from female ghosts on r/hallucination on a daily basis

1 upvotes • r/monkeyspaw

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I came inside the crack in the middle of the couch, and I couldn't wipe it off and formed a massive wet stain that remained wet and sticky for 2 days

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why don't Americans realize that if the government distributed all of the assets of the billionaires in the country, the savings rate and investment would rapidly collapse and the lack of capital would mean lower profits in the long run and the country will end up looking like Latin America?	1	askscience
I wish the number of casualties in war were constrained by the number of women who sucked me off	1	monkeyspaw
I wish every woman looked like Amber Heard	1	monkeyspaw
I wish I could jump farther by ejaculating mid-air	1	monkeyspaw
I came inside the crack in the middle of the couch, and I couldn't wipe it off and formed a massive wet stain that remained wet and sticky for 2 days	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I wish I could have sex with an angel's halo	1	monkeyspaw
I wish the first woman who gave me a blowjob didn't gag when she removed the condom to give me a uncovered blowjob after trying to make me cum by fucking me like a pornstar and licking and kissing my neck on and off as she tried various positions	1	monkeyspaw
Why doesn't China poach Russian athletes so they can compete for China?	1	Dongistan
I wish redditors would keep posting about how they hallucinate receiving blowjobs from female ghosts on r/hallucination on a daily basis	1	monkeyspaw
I came inside the crack in the middle of the couch, and I couldn't wipe it off and formed a massive wet stain that remained wet and sticky for 2 days	1	TwoSentenceHorror