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I was born with a gift that allowed me to see and know exactly when somebody farted.

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After Elon made trips to Mars accessible to the general public, my friends and I decided that we were going to take a trip there.

44 upvotes

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[NSFW] After I broke up with my ex-girlfriend, I respected her requests and deleted her nudes. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was born with a gift that allowed me to see and know exactly when somebody farted.	98
After Elon made trips to Mars accessible to the general public, my friends and I decided that we were going to take a trip there.	44
[NSFW] After I broke up with my ex-girlfriend, I respected her requests and deleted her nudes. NSFW	13