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“Another goddamn spam call,” I said as I put down the phone to hug my crying wife.

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I stared at the link, knowing that a quick click would mean my slow death, but someone had to do it.

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“Why was your little sister screaming?” I asked my son as he came downstairs.

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[MAY21] “Mother, may I hit the piñata now?” My beautiful daughter asked as she held the nail-studded bat.

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“All will be quiet,” the angel whispered as its wings enveloped our tiny church in a sanguinary embrace.

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Last night, I almost forgot my roommate’s surprise party, but knew I wasn’t late when I heard silence before opening the door to our apartment.

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When I was eaten by the wolves, I felt everything from the first tear of flesh to the last caustic gurgle of stomach acid.

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My wife had been in the bathroom for nearly 15 minutes when the server brought out the plate of white rice for the table.

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[SEP21] My husband had learned so many words with which to belittle me during his college education, but after four years and $250,000, I had only really learned one thing:

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I had to start cleaning my room every day after my mommy found all of the cats I killed and hid in the kitchen.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Another goddamn spam call,” I said as I put down the phone to hug my crying wife.	273
I stared at the link, knowing that a quick click would mean my slow death, but someone had to do it.	206
“Why was your little sister screaming?” I asked my son as he came downstairs.	200
[MAY21] “Mother, may I hit the piñata now?” My beautiful daughter asked as she held the nail-studded bat.	190
“All will be quiet,” the angel whispered as its wings enveloped our tiny church in a sanguinary embrace.	178
Last night, I almost forgot my roommate’s surprise party, but knew I wasn’t late when I heard silence before opening the door to our apartment.	163
When I was eaten by the wolves, I felt everything from the first tear of flesh to the last caustic gurgle of stomach acid.	144
My wife had been in the bathroom for nearly 15 minutes when the server brought out the plate of white rice for the table.	141
[SEP21] My husband had learned so many words with which to belittle me during his college education, but after four years and $250,000, I had only really learned one thing:	138
I had to start cleaning my room every day after my mommy found all of the cats I killed and hid in the kitchen.	121