/u/decorativegentleman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I only left the little guy alone for a minute,” I said as I stared at the open front door.

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[MAY21] “Mother, may I open my present?” The little voice asked me from under my bed.

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[SEP21] I’ve always been homeschooled with my sister, but today I got suspended for kicking her desk in front of me.

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[JUN21] “He’s the one that did it, Daddy,” my ring bearing son said, tearfully pointing to the priest.

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My twists always moved even my fiercest critics to tears.

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As I watched my daughter pull another shard of glass from her foot, I couldn’t help but feel a bit responsible.

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[SEP21] Our handwriting pop quiz was so easy today and our teacher told us that everyone who finished it would get an A+ and a cup of fruit punch.

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[JUL21] The rain melted flesh from bone and its floodwaters submerged the world, but in the sealed concrete bunker, we were safe.

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[OCT21] The man behind me huffed impatiently as I nervously threw a dozen more balls at that one remaining bottle.

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[JUN21] I belong to a wealthy family, so for the wedding, I bought the same designer wedding dress as the bride.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I only left the little guy alone for a minute,” I said as I stared at the open front door.	110
[MAY21] “Mother, may I open my present?” The little voice asked me from under my bed.	107
[SEP21] I’ve always been homeschooled with my sister, but today I got suspended for kicking her desk in front of me.	105
[JUN21] “He’s the one that did it, Daddy,” my ring bearing son said, tearfully pointing to the priest.	102
My twists always moved even my fiercest critics to tears.	102
As I watched my daughter pull another shard of glass from her foot, I couldn’t help but feel a bit responsible.	98
[SEP21] Our handwriting pop quiz was so easy today and our teacher told us that everyone who finished it would get an A+ and a cup of fruit punch.	98
[JUL21] The rain melted flesh from bone and its floodwaters submerged the world, but in the sealed concrete bunker, we were safe.	98
[OCT21] The man behind me huffed impatiently as I nervously threw a dozen more balls at that one remaining bottle.	88
[JUN21] I belong to a wealthy family, so for the wedding, I bought the same designer wedding dress as the bride.	84