/u/decorativegentleman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Hey, are you Alex?” The Lyft driver asked me as he pulled up to the curb.

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They brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.

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I think my husband is sleeping with someone else.

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“GET IT OUT!” I screamed as, inch by inch, my girlfriend carefully pulled the slithering milky worm from the corner of my eye.

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There was one in the bed and the little one said…

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As a guardian angel, I watched over my son for six years, with the promise that I’d someday get my wings.

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There was a pop as I desperately performed chest compressions on my lifeless baby girl.

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[SEP21] My mother taught me how to read at a very young age and by six, she had prepared me to read absolutely anything, even the note.

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These days, I never answer calls from unknown numbers, but recently, I keep getting the same voicemail.

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[APR21] As I was reborn, the doctor said my birth had been a miracle, that I had my mother’s fighting spirit.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Hey, are you Alex?” The Lyft driver asked me as he pulled up to the curb.	62
They brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.	59
I think my husband is sleeping with someone else.	57
“GET IT OUT!” I screamed as, inch by inch, my girlfriend carefully pulled the slithering milky worm from the corner of my eye.	54
There was one in the bed and the little one said…	50
As a guardian angel, I watched over my son for six years, with the promise that I’d someday get my wings.	49
There was a pop as I desperately performed chest compressions on my lifeless baby girl.	49
[SEP21] My mother taught me how to read at a very young age and by six, she had prepared me to read absolutely anything, even the note.	49
These days, I never answer calls from unknown numbers, but recently, I keep getting the same voicemail.	49
[APR21] As I was reborn, the doctor said my birth had been a miracle, that I had my mother’s fighting spirit.	43