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[OCT21] Some carny in a robe offered to guess my weight and I played along until he said, “170 minutes.”

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Ten seconds after I waved at my reflection in the mirror, my reflection waved back.

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I had been drinking all night when finally I decided to break the seal.

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After days of feebly searching the endless field of corpses, I thought I had finally found some fresh meat.

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[JUN22] Last night, the Curiosity Rover received a message in broken English originating from 14.7 light years away.

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After a long life of piety I had finally made it to the pearly gates after death.

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Despite all the baby mania, I suspected that my wife didn’t really want a child.

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[MAY21] “Maua mah-a ha uhm wa-uh,” I mumbled, without the tongue my mother cut from my mouth before she locked me in the ‘elocution closet.’

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[MAY21] “Mother, may I please take off the blindfold?” I asked as I fumbled to find the birthday surprise she had promised.

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After the surgeon delivered my latest child, I was horrified to see her broken ribs protruding from her chest.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[OCT21] Some carny in a robe offered to guess my weight and I played along until he said, “170 minutes.”	43
Ten seconds after I waved at my reflection in the mirror, my reflection waved back.	41
I had been drinking all night when finally I decided to break the seal.	39
After days of feebly searching the endless field of corpses, I thought I had finally found some fresh meat.	37
[JUN22] Last night, the Curiosity Rover received a message in broken English originating from 14.7 light years away.	32
After a long life of piety I had finally made it to the pearly gates after death.	32
Despite all the baby mania, I suspected that my wife didn’t really want a child.	27
[MAY21] “Maua mah-a ha uhm wa-uh,” I mumbled, without the tongue my mother cut from my mouth before she locked me in the ‘elocution closet.’	26
[MAY21] “Mother, may I please take off the blindfold?” I asked as I fumbled to find the birthday surprise she had promised.	25
After the surgeon delivered my latest child, I was horrified to see her broken ribs protruding from her chest.	22