/u/derbydannyk's posts
[WP] You feel no fear as you approach the evil overlord’s lair, and why would you? You and your companions are the most feared adventurers in the land. Edarion the Paladin, Shaista the Wizard, Chiro the Cleric, and Larry the Personal Injury Attorney.
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[WP] As a young girl you visited a fortune teller who is never wrong. She told you that you'd grow up to be a secretary. Horrified at the prophecy, you worked as hard as you could to avoid the fate. Today, you're being sworn in as Secretary of State.
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[WP] Presidential elections are a thing of the past. Every four years a computer AI selects the person in the country most fit for the job, even if it’s something they’ve never considered before. On Decision Day 2048 your phone rings. The voice on the other end informs you that you’ve been chosen.
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[WP] Sentenced to 417 years in prison for a series of bloody murders, you were resigned to die in prison. Yet now it’s the final day of your sentence 416 years and 364 days later and somehow you are still alive and well.
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[WP] You tried to warn them, and even managed to get your message out to the entire world through song. The poor fools thought you were just trying to get them to dance. Now Hammertime the Destroyer of Worlds has awoken from his 10,000 year slumber, and it's too late to stop him.
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[WP] You’re making history as the world’s most notorious arms dealer, literally. Ever since you stole the time machine prototype, you’ve been providing weapons to anyone who would pay the price from Nero to Napoleon.
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[WP] You were told you only have weeks to live and placed in hospice care. Your condition worsens each day yet somehow 10 years later you are still alive and have outlived your 6th caretaker.
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[WP] You never considered being able to talk to furniture as much of a superpower, really more of an annoyance. However after visiting Ikea today, you realize you've been underestimating your ability all this time.
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[WP] The new search engine you created is incredible. To make it easier to search the web as it was in the past, just input a specific date to get results as they were on that day. What you can't explain is how it also works for dates in the future, and why there's no results beyond May 19, 2123.
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