/u/derf_vader's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The reason Elves shun outsiders is because they don't poop. Their cities have no sanitation facilities. A lost human has just wandered into town and needs to find a loo.
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[WP]You've rubbed the magic lamp and to your absolute astonishment a Leprechaun has popped out. After his typical spiel about granting three wishes you have only one thing on your mind. "I wish you would tell me how you ended up in a Genie's lamp."
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[WP] Loki, God of Mischief has tricked his brother Thor into being baptized Christian. As Thor tries to enter the Halls of Valhalla to celebrate he bounces off an invisible barrier...
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[WP]You discover quite by accident you have the ability to talk to potatoes. Interestingly their personally differs depending on how they are cooked.
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[WP] A pirate ship captained by a Sphinx who only plunders captured ships when they can't answer her riddle correctly.
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[WP]You've somehow managed to upset a coven of witches have have each cursed you seperately. Individually each curse would convey a minor nuisance, but collectively they make you a superhero.
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[WP] Everyone in society has a set amount of personal landfill space. When it is full that's it, life's over and you're buried in it. People marvel at your extreme old age. You're 45.
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[WP]You are a Pirate Captain plying the high seas, searching for ships to plunder. But it isn't gold you seek. You are also a Sphinx and will eat any sailor who cannot entertain you with a riddle. You are often disappointed but rarely hungry.
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