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I've always wanted a little brother or sister.

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My pareidolia was so extreme it was threatening to drive me mad so I turned to hypnosis for a cure.

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Well, there were worse things that could happen in life, I chuckled to myself, than being accidentally locked in a library for a weekend.

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[MAR23] The armored snaked howled in surprise as our brave warriors leapt out in front of it spears ready for the kill.

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I glanced in my rearview mirror for a second to see why my right eye was so itchy and watery

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Look daddy, a shooting star!

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"Daddy can you check under my bed for mobsters?"

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Underneath a Clown's makeup is just an average normal unassuming human face.

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"What's your number?" I finally asked the club girl I had been dancing with for the past hour.

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"Can you toss out the pair of high heels someone abandoned in the women's restroom?" my boss asked me.

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