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It was a beautiful day and there wasn't a single cloud in the clear blue sky.

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"Can you toss out the pair of high heels someone abandoned in the women's restroom?" my boss asked me.

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[MAR21] "Daddy, why is it called 'Spring'?"

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Absently I dug a chunk of lint from my belly button and flicked it onto the floor.

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I pounded furiously at the frozen lake trying to open the tiny crack even wider.

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As I took the contact lens from my right eye, I heard a "pop" and everything went blank on that side.

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"Daddy, can you check under my bed for mobsters?"

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[WP] You're a musician struggling to make ends meet, who has just received a letter inviting you to audition for the Pandemonic Symphony Orchestra.

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Do you know what's happening inside a cocoon when a butterfly is being made?

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My Tinder dates profile said she wasn't like other girls and enjoyed rough horseplay and giving guys the ride of their lives.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was a beautiful day and there wasn't a single cloud in the clear blue sky.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
"Can you toss out the pair of high heels someone abandoned in the women's restroom?" my boss asked me.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR21] "Daddy, why is it called 'Spring'?"	36	TwoSentenceHorror
Absently I dug a chunk of lint from my belly button and flicked it onto the floor.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
I pounded furiously at the frozen lake trying to open the tiny crack even wider.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
As I took the contact lens from my right eye, I heard a "pop" and everything went blank on that side.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
"Daddy, can you check under my bed for mobsters?"	33	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You're a musician struggling to make ends meet, who has just received a letter inviting you to audition for the Pandemonic Symphony Orchestra.	33	WritingPrompts
Do you know what's happening inside a cocoon when a butterfly is being made?	33	TwoSentenceHorror
My Tinder dates profile said she wasn't like other girls and enjoyed rough horseplay and giving guys the ride of their lives.	32	TwoSentenceHorror