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My big brother told me he had a secret hide and seek spot where I'd never be able to find him.

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My Tinder dates profile said she wasn't like other girls and enjoyed rough horseplay and giving guys the ride of their lives.

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My date and I were wildly making out when wig accidentally fell off.

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As I slipped further into a unconsciousness, a single question took hold that I feared would never know the answer to....

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I knew joining this "Cult of Unbounded Vision" was a bad idea when they pinned me to the ground, chanting, and forcibly tied the blindfold around my eyes.

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With a resounding roar, everyone cheered as they witnessed the first human walking on the surface of the sun.

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There once was a limerick that is said, To bring life back to the dead, But if you make a gaffe, And the dead don't laugh, you'll be raising a Demon instead.

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I killed my wife and daughter as well as hundreds others after they became shamblimg brain-craving zombies.

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I held my breath as I watched the guillotine slide down with a sick thud.

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And the Angels appeared, one by one, each with a thousand arms, holding out ten thousand swords.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My big brother told me he had a secret hide and seek spot where I'd never be able to find him.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
My Tinder dates profile said she wasn't like other girls and enjoyed rough horseplay and giving guys the ride of their lives.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
My date and I were wildly making out when wig accidentally fell off.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
As I slipped further into a unconsciousness, a single question took hold that I feared would never know the answer to....	32	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew joining this "Cult of Unbounded Vision" was a bad idea when they pinned me to the ground, chanting, and forcibly tied the blindfold around my eyes.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
With a resounding roar, everyone cheered as they witnessed the first human walking on the surface of the sun.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
There once was a limerick that is said, To bring life back to the dead, But if you make a gaffe, And the dead don't laugh, you'll be raising a Demon instead.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
I killed my wife and daughter as well as hundreds others after they became shamblimg brain-craving zombies.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
I held my breath as I watched the guillotine slide down with a sick thud.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
And the Angels appeared, one by one, each with a thousand arms, holding out ten thousand swords.	28	TwoSentenceHorror