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Benjamin Franklin once said "Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead."

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[NOV23] Deciding I was too drunk to drive, I opted to ride in the back seat instead.

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The sign outside read "MEATBALL RESTAURANT. BRING YOUR OWN MEAT. NO QUESTIONS ASKED."

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The frogs stopped croaking. Why did the frogs stop croaking?

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"Numb... numb," the bloodied young girl shivering on the sidewalk kept whispering over and over.

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"Congrats," the doctor said as I opened my eyes, "the kidney transplants were a complete success."

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The snakebite excruciating, but what the venom did was even worse.

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[physics]?If I was standing on the surface of the sun and looked up what would I see in the sky? Would it be different if I was in an Earth sized sun spot?

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[JUL22] As the orbital luxury resort asteroid dubbed Olympus crashed to Earth only one thought crossed my mind.

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[WP]Due to global warming Santa Claus has decided to relocate his operation from The North Pole to the Dark Side of the Moon. Your the Elf whose job it is to convince NASA to covertly establish a secret moonbase complete with Snow, Polar Bears, and Candy Canes.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Benjamin Franklin once said "Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead."	10	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV23] Deciding I was too drunk to drive, I opted to ride in the back seat instead.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
The sign outside read "MEATBALL RESTAURANT. BRING YOUR OWN MEAT. NO QUESTIONS ASKED."	9	TwoSentenceHorror
The frogs stopped croaking. Why did the frogs stop croaking?	9	TwoSentenceHorror
"Numb... numb," the bloodied young girl shivering on the sidewalk kept whispering over and over.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
"Congrats," the doctor said as I opened my eyes, "the kidney transplants were a complete success."	9	TwoSentenceHorror
The snakebite excruciating, but what the venom did was even worse.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
[physics]?If I was standing on the surface of the sun and looked up what would I see in the sky? Would it be different if I was in an Earth sized sun spot?	9	askscience
[JUL22] As the orbital luxury resort asteroid dubbed Olympus crashed to Earth only one thought crossed my mind.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP]Due to global warming Santa Claus has decided to relocate his operation from The North Pole to the Dark Side of the Moon. Your the Elf whose job it is to convince NASA to covertly establish a secret moonbase complete with Snow, Polar Bears, and Candy Canes.	9	WritingPrompts