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Son, you take that finger out of your nose right now or so help me!

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[FEB21] Cupid's arrow struck deeply...

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I put my last family member in the ground era week ago.

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[DEC23] After checking, double checking, and even triple checking all the data collected on the wayward asteroid the greatest scientific minds on Earth agreed there could only be one course of action...

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"Butter Teeth" I heard the fat old lady mumble to her husband as she eyeballed me suspiciously.

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[WP]You are a Pirate Captain plying the high seas, searching for ships to plunder. But it isn't gold you seek. You are also a Sphinx and will eat any sailor who cannot entertain you with a riddle. You are often disappointed but rarely hungry.

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The doctor explained that I was a prime candidate for his study because I was struck by lightning three times in my lifetime.

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That's odd, I thought groggily, as the sound of a train woke me from my mid-afternoon nap.

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It had been so long since I had been in a woman's embrace I had almost forgotten what it felt like.

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I love playing with girls' nipples.

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