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When the leader of a Mexican drug cartel asks you nicely to drive a refrigerated truck across the border in exchange for not cutting off anymore of your dumbass junky son's fingers, you're not really in a position to say no or ask any questions.
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As I wandered around Times Square amazed at the hundreds people standing perfectly still and silent as statues.
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[WP]Humans find out the reason first contact took so long is Aliens are terrified of us because unlike every other species in the universe that was created, we Evolved into our present state from lesser beings.
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[WP] A lab accident with a quantum laser means your right hand has a different number of fingers everytime you count them. You're trying to explain this to a confused first date.
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