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I know the warning on the package says not to use it to swab your ears, but I was careful anyway.

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[WP] You are an archaeologist in thr year 3032. You just unearthed an in-tact Volkswagon Beetle with an uneaten Happy Meal in the back seat.

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[WP] You are a 21st century Time Traveller stranded in 1863 in the middle of the Battle of Gettysburg. You've realized your only hope for rescue is to write a discreet "letter from the battlefield" that only someone from your own time will truly interpret and understand.

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By the time the scientists researching the virus realized the truth about its origins it was too late for all but the most remote and disconnected humans.

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First came the swallows, with their incessant chirping and chattering.

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"Sir, Earth Simulacrum Layer four dash two six one has been breached."

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[AUG24] According to the rules and bylaws governing the HOA, your lawn and landscaping are expected meet certain high community standards.

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It was dark as balls outside, but the eyes shining in through my bedroom window were unmistakenly human.

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"I'm sorry, Jane, your brother didn't survive the accident."

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My first night on this new babysitting job was going about as well as expected until little Lucy asked me if she could show me her baby brother's different colored eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I know the warning on the package says not to use it to swab your ears, but I was careful anyway.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You are an archaeologist in thr year 3032. You just unearthed an in-tact Volkswagon Beetle with an uneaten Happy Meal in the back seat.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a 21st century Time Traveller stranded in 1863 in the middle of the Battle of Gettysburg. You've realized your only hope for rescue is to write a discreet "letter from the battlefield" that only someone from your own time will truly interpret and understand.	5	WritingPrompts
By the time the scientists researching the virus realized the truth about its origins it was too late for all but the most remote and disconnected humans.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
First came the swallows, with their incessant chirping and chattering.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
"Sir, Earth Simulacrum Layer four dash two six one has been breached."	5	TwoSentenceHorror
[AUG24] According to the rules and bylaws governing the HOA, your lawn and landscaping are expected meet certain high community standards.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
It was dark as balls outside, but the eyes shining in through my bedroom window were unmistakenly human.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
"I'm sorry, Jane, your brother didn't survive the accident."	4	TwoSentenceHorror
My first night on this new babysitting job was going about as well as expected until little Lucy asked me if she could show me her baby brother's different colored eyes.	4	TwoSentenceHorror