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There are things in the dark of the night forest that are neither man nor beast, but smoke and shadow and sadness, night terrors and nightmares, jealous and forgotten, forsaken, voracious gods whose teeth and claws can rend spirit and soul as effortlessly as flesh and bone.
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[WP] "Open from Dusk til Dawn", Huh, you think to yourself. Never saw that on a cemetery gate. Better come back later.
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[WP] An alien spaceship has landed on Earth, but instead of Aliens, excited but confused Vikings disembark. They stole the ship over 1000 years ago and went raiding across the galaxy but never counted on time dilation.
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A most very Important and Terrifying Revelation has just been bestowed upon me with which I have the urgent and utmost displeasure of sharing with you today to the detriment of all Mankind.
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[WP]"Welcome to Covid-20," the cruise director announced, "known for its sandy beaches, lush green jungles, and snow-capped mountains."
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As I pulled up to our weekend BnB, I couldn't help by notice the dozens of colorful garden gnomes all around the front of the quaint house.
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My father left me in charge of planning his funeral and one of his last requests was to have "Entry of the the Gladiators" played as he was layed to rest.
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[SEP23] For seven years I've lived as a slave in this sunless hell, unable to leave my master's side or deny his pervasive whims.
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