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As the famine dragged on, I wondered whether the cat would eat my body when I finally succumbed.

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To pay off my medical debt from my complex pregnancy, I enrolled my sons in a randomized controlled twin experiment examining the effects of various torture methods on brain development.

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“I’ll be the King,” I offered, my voice shaking.

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I stealthily packed my hunting pistol and a handful of bullets into the tattered backpack.

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“I swear I’ll marry you someday,” I whispered, and she giggled, lifting her head from my chest to meet my gaze.

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As the famine dragged on, I wondered whether the cat would eat my body when I finally succumbed.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
To pay off my medical debt from my complex pregnancy, I enrolled my sons in a randomized controlled twin experiment examining the effects of various torture methods on brain development.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“I’ll be the King,” I offered, my voice shaking.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I stealthily packed my hunting pistol and a handful of bullets into the tattered backpack.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“I swear I’ll marry you someday,” I whispered, and she giggled, lifting her head from my chest to meet my gaze.	1	TwoSentenceHorror