/u/djseifer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our Christmas Eve.

1069 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I know you're not supposed to, but as I inserted a cotton swab into my ear, I could only think of the soothing relief it would bring.

643 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I pounded on the glass wall, desperate to find a way out of the mirror as my mirror image watched on.

309 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

After the dentist pulled one of my wisdom teeth out, he refused to accept any more appointments from me ever again.

210 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The priest raised his voice before his congregation fervently, declaring that those who sinned before the Lord would weep tears of blood.

133 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

When I started coughing up blood, I feared the worst and went to see a doctor immediately.

105 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The explosion rocked the building to its foundation, sending dust and debris flying everywhere.

86 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

If you cut the wrong wire while defusing a bomb, you'll never know it.

81 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The phrase "knock on wood" comes from the belief that knocking on a tree will wake up the fairy sleeping inside, who will grant you good luck and protection.

66 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

As I left the movie theater, I turned on my phone to find dozens of messages from my wife saying that someone had taken our daughter from the babysitter's house.

49 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our Christmas Eve.	1069
I know you're not supposed to, but as I inserted a cotton swab into my ear, I could only think of the soothing relief it would bring.	643
I pounded on the glass wall, desperate to find a way out of the mirror as my mirror image watched on.	309
After the dentist pulled one of my wisdom teeth out, he refused to accept any more appointments from me ever again.	210
The priest raised his voice before his congregation fervently, declaring that those who sinned before the Lord would weep tears of blood.	133
When I started coughing up blood, I feared the worst and went to see a doctor immediately.	105
The explosion rocked the building to its foundation, sending dust and debris flying everywhere.	86
If you cut the wrong wire while defusing a bomb, you'll never know it.	81
The phrase "knock on wood" comes from the belief that knocking on a tree will wake up the fairy sleeping inside, who will grant you good luck and protection.	66
As I left the movie theater, I turned on my phone to find dozens of messages from my wife saying that someone had taken our daughter from the babysitter's house.	49