/u/djseifer's posts
[WP] It was dark when the call came in. I knew the chief hated my guts, but he had no choice. His boys were stumped and the only chance he had to solve the case was to drag me into it. I swallowed my scotch and grabbed my coat. It was time to find out who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
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[WP] Your hobby is going to psychics, fortune tellers, etc. and getting your fortune told. Part of it is for the entertainment value, but mostly it's because you're an actual clairvoyant desperately trying to find more of your kind.
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[WP] You are the greatest hero the world has never seen, quietly swooping in to save the day when things get dire and leaving before anyone notices you. One day, a random social media post manages to catch you saving the day, and everyone - heroes and villains - is trying to figure out who you are.
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[WP] You have the ability to absorb powerful emotions from people, like anger and grief. Though many heroes and villains have tried to recruit you to their side, you are content working the customer service desk of the local big box retailer.
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[WP] When you die, you are simply reborn into the same life. This cycle, due to a cosmic glitch, you retain the memories of your past lives, and decide to use that to your advantage. Things... do not go as planned.
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[WP] Their kingdoms long at war, the two former friends stared each other down, weapons in hand. Whoever wins this battle will determine which kingdom will survive. They both raise their weapons...
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[WP] Times are tough for evil overlords nowadays. With the costs of running a dungeon steadily increasing and fewer available adventurers and henchpersons on the current market, you are forced to convert part of your dungeon into a second business to make ends meet.
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[WP] When the evil witchking asked how you wanted to be executed, you thought you outsmarted him by saying, "Old age." It's been nearly two hundred years since, and despite aging, you are unable to die.
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