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[WP] During a party at a friend's house, you and your crush get shoved into a closet for a game of "seven minutes in heaven." As the door slams shut, there's a blinding flash of light. As your eyes adjust to the light, the two of you find yourselves in front of the pearly gates.
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[WP] The first images that the probe sent back from Venus sent the entire world into a shock. Though the structures in the pictures were incredibly ancient, there was no doubt that they were man-made.
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[EU] You are a renowned chef who specializes in exotic dishes, and you take great pride in sourcing the ingredients yourself. Your upcoming menu features your most dangerous entrée yet - roadrunner stew.
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[WP] As part of a Partridge-esque family band, you've always tried to pass yourself off as the least talented member of the family, sticking to backstage work as much as possible and playing the tambourine when forced to be onstage. Inexplicably, you're the most popular member of the family.
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[WP] It's not uncommon for a dead man to win an election. It is quite rare for them to show up on their first day of office.
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I lit the lighthouse's beacon, knowing that the legend says that whoever lights the beacon will be trapped inside with all the evils that have plagued man as long as it stays lit, but the world would finally be at peace.
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