/u/doe_gee's posts
[WP] You were an AI android fighting in a war, but you were severely damaged and then abandoned. You have laid on the battlefield for the last 500 years unconscious, until a random camel hit your battery back into it's socket on accident.
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[WP] You're at a party with some friends having some drinks when your friend walks over and says "I'm gonna be honest, I tried to kill you, but I poisoned the wrong glass. Please get me to a hospital."
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[WP] Hey you! Yeah you! The one reading Reddit! Yes, you. Look, I don't have much time. Earth is a simulation, like the matrix, but you're the only real human. Everyone else is an actor. Look, you gotta get out. The way you get out is to overload the system. You gotta cause as much lag as possible.
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[WP] Every night you are woken up by a gremlin who buys one of your socks, erases your memory, and then leaves.
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[WP] starting about 58 years ago, every baby born had 1 if 12 super powers. 3 were combat based, 3 intelligence based, 3 utility based, and the 3 outliers, mind control, emotion manipulation, self-ghosting. You figured out yesterday that you don't have just the utility power flight, but all of them.
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[WP] On the rock were the words "Flip me over." On the back it said "You just took orders from a rock." You put it down and start to walk away when you realize the rock now says "Did you like my trick?".
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[WP] the protagonist interrupts the narrator in order to change the story. Ex: "our hero is bored, tired from the hassle-"then magically appears at the dark wizard's castle!" "Stop interrupting!"
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[WP] You are a hacker, but you don't hack other human's. You are trying to hack the computer this world is being simulated on.
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[WP] You get in a car crash and die. As your ghost floats above your car, you ghostly phone gets a text from Death. "Look, it's my day off, I'll pick you up tomorrow, just do whatever you want until then."
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